robert fisk

robert fisk is a chocolate bar that believes itself to be self-aware! It is smaller than a matchbox and plays the American national anthem.

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It's a series of randomly-generated product ideas! It raises questions about the nature of prior art in patenting issues, has some inspiring ideas, and is occasionally amusing.

This was created in September 2002. Royalty cheques should be made payable to Kevan Davis. There's more of this sort of nonsense at The Surrealist.