<FORM ACTION=http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi METHOD=GET><TABLE ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD STYLE="border:solid #00dd00; background-color:#004400; padding:10px; text-align:center; color:#00dd00; font:x-small verdana;"><FONT SIZE=+1 COLOR=#00ff00><B>weddingfarts</B></FONT><BR><BR> is a Giant Ant that leaves a Trail of Goo, Freezes Solid when Cold, and is Wreathed with Flames and Cold-Blooded.<BR><BR><FONT COLOR=#00ff00 SIZE=-2>Strength: 6 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 6</FONT><BR><BR><HR SIZE=1 COLOR=#007700><BR><INPUT TYPE=hidden VALUE="weddingfarts" SIZE=10><FONT SIZE=-2>To see if your <B>Giant Battle Monster</B> can<BR>defeat weddingfarts, enter your name and choose an attack:<br></FONT><BR><INPUT TYPE=hidden NAME=def VALUE="weddingfarts"><INPUT TYPE=text NAME=att SIZE=10 STYLE="font: Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#00DD00; border-width:1; border-color:#00DD00; border-style:solid; background-color:#003300;"> fights weddingfarts using <SELECT NAME=a STYLE="font:Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#00DD00; border-width:1; border-color:#00DD00; border-style:solid; background-color:#003300;"><OPTION VALUE="S"> Strength<OPTION VALUE="A"> Agility<OPTION VALUE="I"> Intelligence</SELECT><BR><INPUT TYPE=submit VALUE="Battle!" STYLE="font: Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#00DD00; border-width:1; border-color:#00DD00; border-style:solid; background-color:#003300;"></TD></TR></TABLE></FORM>

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weddingfarts is a Giant Ant that leaves a Trail of Goo, Freezes Solid when Cold, and is Wreathed with Flames and Cold-Blooded.<BR>(Strength: 6 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 6)<BR><A HREF=http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=weddingfarts>Unleash your Giant Battle Monster</A>.

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