TexasBestGrok is a Giant Lizard that has a Massively Swollen Skull.
Cake Eater Chronicles is a Giant Robot that has a Swirly Hypnotic Gaze and Staring Red Eyes, swats Aeroplanes like Flies, and controls the Weather.
When defending against TexasBestGrok:-
TexasBestGrok - to challenge your friends and enemies to fight
your Giant Battle Monster, just paste the following HTML into a web page
Or if you want a really lo-fi text link, just use:-
And if you just want to give out a URL, it's http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=TexasBestGrok
By Kevan - 23.7.03 - See also: Food-Eating Battle Monkeys and Battle Robots