Kim Jong-Il is a Giant Mecha-Blob that emits Ultrasonic Screams, has a Massively Swollen Skull, and controls Human Thought.
Saparmurat Niyazov is a Giant Squid that drinks Human Blood, breathes Poisonous Gas, has a Metal Jaw and four Extra Limbs, and is Radioactive.
When defending against Kim Jong-Il:-
Kim Jong-Il - to challenge your friends and enemies to fight
your Giant Battle Monster, just paste the following HTML into a web page
Or if you want a really lo-fi text link, just use:-
And if you just want to give out a URL, it's http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=Kim+Jong-Il
By Kevan - 23.7.03 - See also: Food-Eating Battle Monkeys and Battle Robots