Instapundit is a Giant Squid that swallows Aeroplanes Whole, and is Poisonous and Wreathed with Flames.
Daily Kos is a Human-Sized Dragon that cowers from Fire, has Webbed Feet, Freezes Solid when Cold, and Escaped from a Secret Government Research Base.
When defending against Instapundit:-
Instapundit - to challenge your friends and enemies to fight
your Giant Battle Monster, just paste the following HTML into a web page
Or if you want a really lo-fi text link, just use:-
And if you just want to give out a URL, it's http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=Instapundit
By Kevan - 23.7.03 - See also: Food-Eating Battle Monkeys and Battle Robots