Giant Battle Monsters

blob Strength: 1
Agility: 1
Intelligence: 2

Howard Bashman is a Tiny Blob that Fears Nothing, and has Bulletproof Skin.

vs
moth Strength: 2
Agility: 5
Intelligence: 5

The Volokh Conspiracy is a Giant Moth that has Four Sets of Teeth and Heavy Metal Armour.

When attacking:-

Strength: 1
Agility: 1
Intelligence: 2

When defending against Howard Bashman:-

Strength: 6
Agility: 5
Intelligence: 5

The Volokh Conspiracy wins!

Another Battle?

attacks using



Howard Bashman - to challenge your friends and enemies to fight your Giant Battle Monster, just paste the following HTML into a web page or email:-

Or if you want a really lo-fi text link, just use:-

And if you just want to give out a URL, it's http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=Howard+Bashman


By Kevan - 23.7.03 - See also: Food-Eating Battle Monkeys and Battle Robots