Howard Bashman is a Tiny Blob that Fears Nothing, and has Bulletproof Skin.
The Volokh Conspiracy is a Giant Moth that has Four Sets of Teeth and Heavy Metal Armour.
When defending against Howard Bashman:-
Howard Bashman - to challenge your friends and enemies to fight
your Giant Battle Monster, just paste the following HTML into a web page
Or if you want a really lo-fi text link, just use:-
And if you just want to give out a URL, it's http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=Howard+Bashman
By Kevan - 23.7.03 - See also: Food-Eating Battle Monkeys and Battle Robots