Giant Battle Monsters

moth Strength: 2
Agility: 7
Intelligence: 6

Crooked Timber is a Giant Moth that shoots Electricity from its Eyes.

vs
lizard Strength: 9
Agility: 1
Intelligence: 2

Little Green Footballs is a Collosal Lizard that Expands when Attacked, has Crablike Pincers, looks like a Man in a Rubber Suit, carries a Flamethrower, and is Wreathed with Flames.

When attacking:-

Strength: 2
Agility: 7
Intelligence: 6

Electricity Attack!

When defending against Crooked Timber:-

Strength: 12
Agility: 1
Intelligence: 2

Crooked Timber wins!

Another Battle?

attacks using



Crooked Timber - to challenge your friends and enemies to fight your Giant Battle Monster, just paste the following HTML into a web page or email:-

Or if you want a really lo-fi text link, just use:-

And if you just want to give out a URL, it's http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=Crooked+Timber


By Kevan - 23.7.03 - See also: Food-Eating Battle Monkeys and Battle Robots