Crooked Timber is a Giant Moth that shoots Electricity from its Eyes.
Little Green Footballs is a Collosal Lizard that Expands when Attacked, has Crablike Pincers, looks like a Man in a Rubber Suit, carries a Flamethrower, and is Wreathed with Flames.
When defending against Crooked Timber:-
Crooked Timber - to challenge your friends and enemies to fight
your Giant Battle Monster, just paste the following HTML into a web page
Or if you want a really lo-fi text link, just use:-
And if you just want to give out a URL, it's http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=Crooked+Timber
By Kevan - 23.7.03 - See also: Food-Eating Battle Monkeys and Battle Robots