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Giant Battle Monsters

lizard Strength: 14
Agility: 11
Intelligence: 7

klarrix who beats kedanul easily by increasing the size of his name till the random generator give him bigger strength than his opponent who happens to be kedanul who has double posted within his first two posts is a Giant Lizard that fell through a Dimensional Warp, moves at Great Speed, is Susceptible to Electrical Damage, and CANNOT BE STOPPED.
vs
blob Strength: 10
Agility: 2
Intelligence: 1

kedanul is a Giant Blob that emits Clouds of Inky Smoke, carries a Samurai Sword, and is Cold-Blooded.

When attacking:-
Strength: 14
Agility: 11
Intelligence: 7

When defending against klarrix who beats kedanul easily by increasing the size of his name till the random generator give him bigger strength than his opponent who happens to be kedanul who has double posted within his first two posts:-
Strength: 12
Agility: 4
Intelligence: 3

(Vulnerable to Cold.)

klarrix who beats kedanul easily by increasing the size of his name till the random generator give him bigger strength than his opponent who happens to be kedanul who has double posted within his first two posts wins!

klarrix who beats kedanul easily by increasing the size of his name till the random generator give him bigger strength than his opponent who happens to be kedanul who has double posted within his first two posts - to challenge your friends and enemies to fight your Giant Battle Monster, just paste the following HTML into a web page or email:-

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Or if you want a really lo-fi text link, just use:-

klarrix who beats kedanul easily by increasing the size of his name till the random generator give him bigger strength than his opponent who happens to be kedanul who has double posted within his first two posts is a Giant Lizard that fell through a Dimensional Warp, moves at Great Speed, is Susceptible to Electrical Damage, and CANNOT BE STOPPED.<BR>(Strength: 14 Agility: 11 Intelligence: 7)<BR><A HREF=http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=klarrix+who+beats+kedanul+easily+by+increasing+the+size+of+his+name+till+the+random+generator+give+him+bigger+strength+than+his+opponent+who+happens+to+be+kedanul+who+has+double+posted+within+his+first+two+posts>Unleash your Giant Battle Monster</A>.

And if you just want to give out a URL, it's http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=klarrix+who+beats+kedanul+easily+by+increasing+the+size+of+his+name+till+the+random+generator+give+him+bigger+strength+than+his+opponent+who+happens+to+be+kedanul+who+has+double+posted+within+his+first+two+posts

By Kevan - 23.7.03 - See also: Food-Eating Battle Monkeys and Battle Robots