LRB 4.0 is a Giant Squid that fell through a Dimensional Warp, eats Rocks, emits Ultrasonic Screams, controls Human Thought and the Weather, and is Easily Confused. |
vs |
LRB 3.0 is a Giant Blob that kidnaps Blonde Women, fires Rockets, has a mean Left Hook, lives beneath New York, and CANNOT BE STOPPED. | ||||
When attacking:- Strength: 7 | When defending against LRB 4.0:- Strength: 12 |
LRB 4.0 - to challenge your friends and enemies to fight
your Giant Battle Monster, just paste the following HTML into a web page
or email:-
Or if you want a really lo-fi text link, just use:-
And if you just want to give out a URL, it's http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=LRB+4.0
By Kevan - 23.7.03 - See also: Food-Eating Battle Monkeys and Battle Robots |