<FORM ACTION=http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi METHOD=GET><TABLE ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD STYLE="border:solid #00dd00; background-color:#004400; padding:10px; text-align:center; color:#00dd00; font:x-small verdana;"><FONT SIZE=+1 COLOR=#00ff00><B>Tom Phillips</B></FONT><BR><BR> is a Human-Sized Bee that Fears Nothing.<BR><BR><FONT COLOR=#00ff00 SIZE=-2>Strength: 3 Agility: 8 Intelligence: 7</FONT><BR><BR><HR SIZE=1 COLOR=#007700><BR><INPUT TYPE=hidden VALUE="Tom Phillips" SIZE=10><FONT SIZE=-2>To see if your <B>Giant Battle Monster</B> can<BR>defeat Tom Phillips, enter your name and choose an attack:<br></FONT><BR><INPUT TYPE=hidden NAME=def VALUE="Tom Phillips"><INPUT TYPE=text NAME=att SIZE=10 STYLE="font: Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#00DD00; border-width:1; border-color:#00DD00; border-style:solid; background-color:#003300;"> fights Tom Phillips using <SELECT NAME=a STYLE="font:Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#00DD00; border-width:1; border-color:#00DD00; border-style:solid; background-color:#003300;"><OPTION VALUE="S"> Strength<OPTION VALUE="A"> Agility<OPTION VALUE="I"> Intelligence</SELECT><BR><INPUT TYPE=submit VALUE="Battle!" STYLE="font: Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#00DD00; border-width:1; border-color:#00DD00; border-style:solid; background-color:#003300;"></TD></TR></TABLE></FORM>

Or if you want a really lo-fi text link, just use:-

Tom Phillips is a Human-Sized Bee that Fears Nothing.<BR>(Strength: 3 Agility: 8 Intelligence: 7)<BR><A HREF=http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=Tom+Phillips>Unleash your Giant Battle Monster</A>.

And if you just want to give out a URL, it's http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=Tom+Phillips