<FORM ACTION=http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi METHOD=GET><TABLE ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD STYLE="border:solid #00dd00; background-color:#004400; padding:10px; text-align:center; color:#00dd00; font:x-small verdana;"><FONT SIZE=+1 COLOR=#00ff00><B>PNG</B></FONT><BR><BR> is a Giant Mecha-Moth that has Webbed Feet and Staring Red Eyes, Freezes Solid when Cold, can Phase in and out of Existence, is Wreathed with Flames, and lives in the tunnels of the London Underground.<BR><BR><FONT COLOR=#00ff00 SIZE=-2>Strength: 2 Agility: 10 Intelligence: 4</FONT><BR><BR><HR SIZE=1 COLOR=#007700><BR><INPUT TYPE=hidden VALUE="PNG" SIZE=10><FONT SIZE=-2>To see if your <B>Giant Battle Monster</B> can<BR>defeat PNG, enter your name and choose an attack:<br></FONT><BR><INPUT TYPE=hidden NAME=def VALUE="PNG"><INPUT TYPE=text NAME=att SIZE=10 STYLE="font: Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#00DD00; border-width:1; border-color:#00DD00; border-style:solid; background-color:#003300;"> fights PNG using <SELECT NAME=a STYLE="font:Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#00DD00; border-width:1; border-color:#00DD00; border-style:solid; background-color:#003300;"><OPTION VALUE="S"> Strength<OPTION VALUE="A"> Agility<OPTION VALUE="I"> Intelligence</SELECT><BR><INPUT TYPE=submit VALUE="Battle!" STYLE="font: Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#00DD00; border-width:1; border-color:#00DD00; border-style:solid; background-color:#003300;"></TD></TR></TABLE></FORM>

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PNG is a Giant Mecha-Moth that has Webbed Feet and Staring Red Eyes, Freezes Solid when Cold, can Phase in and out of Existence, is Wreathed with Flames, and lives in the tunnels of the London Underground.<BR>(Strength: 2 Agility: 10 Intelligence: 4)<BR><A HREF=http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=PNG>Unleash your Giant Battle Monster</A>.

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