Food-Eating Battle Monkeys!

windows the Bug-Eating Colobus Monkey Battle Rating : 5.2

vs

linux the Bone-Eating Magic Monkey Battle Rating : 8.4

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Or if you want a really lo-fi text link, just use:-

windows is a Bug-Eating Colobus Monkey with a Battle Rating of 5.2.<BR><A HREF=http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey?def=windows>Unleash your own Food-Eating Battle Monkey</A>.

And if you just want to give out a URL, it's http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey?def=windows