Food-Eating Battle Monkeys!

my balls the Haggis-Eating Pirate Monkey Battle Rating : 9.7

vs

all the Fish-Eating Flying Monkey Battle Rating : 7.0

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Or if you want a really lo-fi text link, just use:-

my balls is a Haggis-Eating Pirate Monkey with a Battle Rating of 9.7.<BR><A HREF=http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey?def=my+balls>Unleash your own Food-Eating Battle Monkey</A>.

And if you just want to give out a URL, it's http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey?def=my+balls