Food-Eating Battle Monkeys!

han the Lemon-Eating Attack Monkey Battle Rating : 6.5

vs

luke the Grass-Eating Sniper Monkey Battle Rating : 3.6

<FORM ACTION=http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey.cgi METHOD=GET><TABLE ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD STYLE="border:solid #664400; background-color:#442200; padding:10px; text-align:center; color:#ffddaa; font:x-small verdana;"><FONT SIZE=+1 COLOR=#FFDD00><B>han</B><BR><FONT SIZE=2>is a</FONT><BR><B>Lemon-Eating Attack Monkey</B></FONT><BR><BR>...with a Battle Rating of <FONT COLOR=#FFDD00><B>6.5</B></FONT><BR><BR><HR SIZE=1 COLOR=#664400><BR><INPUT TYPE=hidden VALUE="han" SIZE=10><FONT SIZE=-2>To see if your <B>Food-Eating Battle Monkey</B> can<BR>defeat han, enter your name:<br></FONT><BR><INPUT TYPE=hidden NAME=def VALUE="han"><INPUT TYPE=text NAME=att SIZE=10 STYLE="font: Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#FFDD00; border-width:1; border-color:#FFDD00; border-style:solid; background-color:#553300;"> <INPUT TYPE=submit VALUE="Battle!" STYLE="font: Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#FFDD00; border-width:1; border-color:#FFDD00; border-style:solid; background-color:#553300;"></TD></TR></TABLE></FORM>

Or if you want a really lo-fi text link, just use:-

han is a Lemon-Eating Attack Monkey with a Battle Rating of 6.5.<BR><A HREF=http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey?def=han>Unleash your own Food-Eating Battle Monkey</A>.

And if you just want to give out a URL, it's http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey?def=han