TV Misguidance

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Graham Sadler

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Graham Sadler
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TV Misguidance has been mothballed, since it was only getting submissions from people who hadn't understood the joke, and people getting it mixed up with Other Listings Magazine.
26th September 2001
09.00
GS
Transworld Breakfast Live coverage from north america of the Liberal Democrats regional on-the-spot recipes.
18.55
KD
[FILM] Jackie Chan Conference (S) (T) Liberal Democrats hatch a dodgy plan to recoup the responsibility. Starring Brian Weatherview.
20.00
GS
Location, Location, Murder Drama about a 12 year old girl who decides it's time for a spot of self-empowerment, a £200,000 house and a leading daily newspaper.
21.45
KD
Would Like To Murder (T) (S) (R) A serial killer is to pay for their daughter's relationships.
23.00
GS
The Secret Vets Zone Woody Allen's tour of Shepton Mallet in his car featuring clips from a liver biopsy on a horse.
0:45 Local News (S) 1:00 Learning Zone : A-Level Fire Theory (T) 2:00 Pobol y Cwm (R) 3:00 Sport : Breast Wrestling 4:00 Open University : Intermediate Mugs 5:00 Ivor the Engine (T) 5:05 Sport : Monkey Cricket from Bognor Regis (T)

25th September 2001
18.45
GS
Roswell City Arthur Conan Doyle lands himself in hospital after a wild night of drinking despite being spacious and having great views.
19.30
KD
Bill Oddie Goes Critical (T) (S) Pat explores four turning points in Artificial Intelligence. Miami's Tactical Narcotics team exhume a supposed Egyptian Volkswagen Beetle.
20.00
T
Mysterious Video Files Part 2 (of four) explores “great transformations” that have altered life on Earth. A high-school senior's perfect life changes when he morphs into a werewolf Midwesterner in a ceremony combining Indian and American cultures.
20.30
GS
The Lost Holiday Company The first of a new series telling two intertwined tales of the company Seinfeld is setting up with a hermit.
21.00
KD
Never Mind The Murders Attack by Fruit (T) (S) The dimmest plods in some of their most complex attempts to unravel the truth.
21.00
GS
The Dangerous Rooms Dr Sloan investigates two new houses in Taunton which are driving their owners up the wall.
22.00
T
Flipped An Emmy-winning game show in which contestants compete against co-host after he evicts them.
0:35 Sport : Nude Pro-Am Deathmatch Wafer Tossing 1:00 Nightscreen (R) 2:00 Pobol y Cwm 2:30 Pages from Ceefax (S) 3:00 Local Weather (T) 4:00 Pornography (T) 4:05 Learning Zone : Basic Pornography 4:40 Pages from Ceefax (S) (T)

24th September 2001
20.30
GS
Local Nightmare Victorians David Starkey tells the story of Donald Wood's pottery store murder leading to a series of untimely revelations including stain removal.
21.00
GS
O'Shea's Dangerous Street Jeremy Paxman is more than a little suspicious when his estranged father confides in Toadie about seeing an inter-racial couple.
23.00
GS
Big Bad Oldham Quick fire comedy sketches examining the inner workings of the immigration department. A tribute to the late Sue Barker.

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