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TV Misguidance has been mothballed, since it was only getting submissions
from people who hadn't understood the joke, and people getting it mixed up with
Other Listings Magazine.
14th October 2001 | |
22.55
KD
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WWF: South Bank Melvyn Bragg discovers if his high-kicking abilities are of any use in the Guildhall in Preston.
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| 1:00 The Clangers (R) (S) 1:10 Work Essentials : Beds (S) 2:00 Nightscreen (T) 2:05 Sport : Indoor Five-a-Side Long-Distance Bamboo Biking 2:40 Pobol y Cwm (S) 3:00 Sport : Indoor Air Football 3:15 Ivor the Engine (S) |
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11th October 2001 | |
19.30
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Who Wants Pornography? An investigation into the early 20th Century stag films which could become a crucial alternative to bone marrow transplants.
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20.30
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Property Army Sarah Beeny meets a Tonbridge family who have resigned themselves to life in Corporal Jones' clapped-out van.
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20.30
KD
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Would Like To Be In 2001 Lowri Turner and her team help friends who live and work in World War Two. Weatherview.
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21.00
KD
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Bundle of Life David Attenborough explores the most unique experience of pregnancy mysteriously.
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23.30
KD
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The Secret Life of the Planet Alex feels confused about her temperate regions, including South London.
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| 0:35 Sport : Five-a-Side Monkey Golf (R) (S) 1:00 Close 1:50 The Clangers (T) 2:00 Nightscreen (T) 2:45 Nightscreen 3:00 News (S) (T) 4:00 Ivor the Engine (S) 5:00 Pages from Ceefax (S) (T) 5:35 The Clangers (S) (T) |
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9th October 2001 | |
19.30
KD
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Regional Evil Docusoap series about people arrested, tortured and burnt at properties in the Cotswolds.
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19.30
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Trauma Street Tricia returns and Eve is in the basement. Pete is stunned after being dumped by their maid, the quality of her work starts to decline.
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20.30
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Silent House Act Another showing of which dodgy builders are caught out in non-vocal forms of life.
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| 1:00 Ivor the Engine (R) (T) 1:50 Sport : Women's Underwater Unicycle Skiing from Ipswich (T) 2:00 Pages from Ceefax (T) 2:25 Sport : Naked Rugby Golf Championships 3:00 Sport : Car Climbing from Zimbabwe 3:10 Nightscreen (S) 3:55 Sport : Chainsaw Biking from Tokyo (T) |
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7th October 2001 | |
09.30
KD
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S Club Scrapheap Fans squeal for murder on the grounds of change and loss of prey.
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20.00
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World War Focus Bumbling misadventures following President Bush's America's war on terrorism. The country's military experts discuss world domination plans.
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21.00
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[FILM] The Usual Obsession Psychiatrist Jean-Claude Van Damme begins a romance with a gang of criminals.
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| 1:00 Close (S) (T) 1:10 Work Essentials : Toast (R) 1:45 Work Essentials : Fire 2:00 Sport : Under-15s Tadpole Throwing 3:00 The Clangers (S) (T) 4:00 Sport : Pro-Am Fire Extinguisher Riding Live from Tokyo (S) (T) 5:00 Local News (S) |
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6th October 2001 | |
18.00
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Live Cartoon Football Crucial World Cup animated adventures for kids.
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19.30
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I Love Popstars Kirsty Wark and guests are transformed into their pop idols.
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20.30
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[FILM] Reckless Boy A juvenile delinquent takes his family to a farm where they fall for a vampire swordsman.
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22.00
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Immortal Mysteries A visit behind the scenes at the design series to answer viewer questions filled with racial tensions, it becomes clear that their hunt for a killer may be examining the predictions of Nostradamus. Orson Welles narrates.
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5th October 2001 | |
19.30
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The Biggest Of The Pops Documentary using computer generated images to reveal the UK's number one single.
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20.00
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Fabulous Combat Criminal Jennifer Saunders lives out her fantasies dealing crack cocaine under the often harsh leadership of Lieutenant Sobel
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22.50
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[FILM] War of Passion Erotic world war two deeds of crash US megalomaniacal psychic Raina Lineker.
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| 0:35 Weather (S) 1:00 Open University : Advanced Mugs 2:00 Weather 2:55 Sport : Nude Underwater Sword Jumping (S) 3:00 Learning Zone : Bombs Revision 3:10 Pages from Ceefax (S) (T) 4:00 Local Weather (T) 5:00 Ivor the Engine |
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4th October 2001 | |
19.00
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Racing Away New series examining Sylvester Stallone's high-speed divorce settlement.
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19.20
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The Kilroy Truth Operation Report into evolution in the wake of Kilroy. Undercover reporters set up a pretence of being an ordinary trapeze troupe at Cottle and Austen's circus.
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20.30
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The Lost Woman A mail-order bride urges Nicola to tell Carlos she isn't in Zambia.
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21.00
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Cheer for Ancestors Celebration of more than 50 mysteries surrounding human influence on British culture.
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21.30
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Action Van Fred West takes to the road and suffers a near miss in suspicious circumstances.
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| 0:55 Pages from Ceefax (R) (T) 1:00 Open University : Sausages Theory 1:15 Sport : Five-a-Side World-Cup Telescope Tennis from Brazil (S) 2:00 Sport : Deathmatch Monster Skiing Semi-Finals Live from Azerbaijan (S) 2:50 Open University : Intermediate Bikinis |
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