RANSOM-NOTE
TELEVISION
LISTINGS
Concept:
Graham Sadler
Contributors:
Kevan Davis
Graham Sadler
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TV Misguidance has been mothballed, since it was only getting submissions
from people who hadn't understood the joke, and people getting it mixed up with
Other Listings Magazine.
| 23rd October 2001 | |
18.30
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Star Trek: Police Chases Footage of officers in pursuit of a remote planet.
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The Big Animal Highlights of tonights potentially venomous snake.
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Roswell Chef The teenage aliens are led to a proper joint of beef with all the trimmings.
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| | 1:00 Pages from Ceefax 1:05 Pobol y Cwm (T) 2:00 Local News (R) 3:00 Open University : Basic Birds 3:05 Pages from Ceefax 4:00 Nightscreen (S) 4:35 Work Essentials : American (S) (T) 5:00 Ivor the Engine (T) |
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| 21st October 2001 | |
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Fire Idol Game show stars hear whether they're to be unceremoniously dumped in a fire to stop the world from freezing. With Anthony Quinn, Late.
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Amazing News For You Betty announces she is responsible for the nation's politicians, gardeners and the end of the second world war.
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| 19th October 2001 | |
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Gardeners' Civilisations The history of China, which spent thousands of years as a windswept beach garden.
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Jo Brand's Criminal Mind Weird television genes and brain chemistry.
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| 18th October 2001 | |
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Question Eaters The panel of guests face questions from wild animals.
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The New Adventures of Armando Iannucci In the last of the series, Armando is elated to find a real-life German stranded on top of the town clock.
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| 17th October 2001 | |
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Lost Affairs Jim and Nicki finally own up to how they feel about the Caribbean coast and the island of Martinique.
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The Oprah Winfrey Detectives The chat show queen pays tribute to the 11th-hour discovery of new evidence.
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Murder Power Tris Payne compares the Mitsubishi Evolution VII and Subaru UK 300 and Melinda Messenger is suspected of battering her husband to death.
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The Weakest Games Bob Button strives to cure video game Plastique Bertrand and The Tweenies.
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| 16th October 2001 | |
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The World's Scariest Impressionists Tim Marlow chronicles the life of Renoir, whose work represents officers in pursuit of fleeing villains at breakneck speed.
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Brighton Holiday The work of the seaside town's domestic violence unit, which is aiming to check out viewers' tips on the best things to see and do.
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Extinct-Fire Crime documentary series documentary which offers an aerial demise of the Great Auk, an extinct flightless seabird.
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Critical City Danny Becomes involved with an illegal immigrant and nurse Sandy Harper's birthday ends in tears after Mission: Impossible-inspired hi-tech drama and combat.
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Snooker Max Hazel Irvine presents the overwhelming force which grips a brutal beating. See Pick Of The Zone. See page 22 for details.
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| | 0:20 News (T) 0:40 Open University : Basic Spanish (R) (S) 1:00 Close 1:50 Pages from Ceefax (S) (T) 2:00 Learning Zone : Basic Nipples Revision 2:05 Pages from Ceefax 2:35 Pobol y Cwm 3:00 Sport : Wall Cricket |
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| 15th October 2001 | |
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Holiday Colditz Disappointing series, featuring a report from world war veterans who escaped action and low whispering from each other's bedrooms.
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Trauma Century Highlights of the 17th century. Uses computer action from the second round of government policy.
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