Bad Joke Cracker

Guitar Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Just enter any subject (eg. "a ninja", "George W Bush"), and a comma-separated list of words or phrases related to that subject.
Subject:
... is a LiveJournal username. lj
List of keywords:
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What sport does guitar enjoy?
String-pong

What's guitar's favourite film?
Stringing Up Baby

What's guitar's favourite film?
Stringin' in the Rain

What's guitar's favourite film?
The Lord of the Strings: The Two Towers

Where does guitar go on holiday?
Stringapore


Who is guitar's favourite poet?
Alfred Chord Tennyson

What's guitar's favourite film?
The Chord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Who is guitar's favourite poet?
William Chordsworth


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: strumming.