Guitar Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's guitar's favourite book?
The String James Bible

What sport does guitar enjoy?
String-pong

What's guitar's favourite film?
The String

What's guitar's favourite film?
String Blade

What's guitar's favourite film?
Stringin' in the Rain

What's guitar's favourite film?
The Lord of the Strings: The Two Towers

What's guitar's favourite book?
Chord Of The Flies

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