Bad Joke Cracker

Guitar Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Just enter any subject (eg. "a ninja", "George W Bush"), and a comma-separated list of words or phrases related to that subject.
Subject:
... is a LiveJournal username. lj
List of keywords:
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What's guitar's favourite book?
The God Of Small Strings

What's guitar's favourite film?
The Lord of the Strings: The Two Towers

What's guitar's favourite film?
The String

What's guitar's favourite film?
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the String

What's guitar's favourite film?
String Blade


Who was guitar's favourite US president?
Gerald Chord.

What's guitar's favourite film?
The Chord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Who is guitar's favourite poet?
William Chordsworth


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: strumming.