Bad Joke Cracker

Guitar Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Just enter any subject (eg. "a ninja", "George W Bush"), and a comma-separated list of words or phrases related to that subject.
Subject:
... is a LiveJournal username. lj
List of keywords:
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What sport does guitar enjoy?
String-pong

What's guitar's favourite film?
Stringin' in the Rain

What's guitar's favourite book?
The String James Bible

What's guitar's favourite film?
The String

What's guitar's favourite book?
The God Of Small Strings


Who is guitar's favourite poet?
Alfred Chord Tennyson

Who is guitar's favourite poet?
William Chordsworth

Where does guitar go on holiday?
Chordan

Who was guitar's favourite US president?
Gerald Chord.


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: strumming.