Bad Joke Cracker

Guitar Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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Just enter any subject (eg. "a ninja", "George W Bush"), and a comma-separated list of words or phrases related to that subject.
Subject:
... is a LiveJournal username. lj
List of keywords:
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What's guitar's favourite book?
The String James Bible

What's guitar's favourite film?
String Blade

What's guitar's favourite film?
String Kong

Where does guitar go on holiday?
The United Stringdom


Who is guitar's favourite poet?
William Chordsworth

What's guitar's favourite film?
The Chord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

What's guitar's favourite film?
The Chord of the Rings: The Two Towers


Some keywords were skipped because they rhymed with other keywords: strumming.