Bad Joke Cracker

Pirate Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a pirate's favourite book?
The Eyepatcher in the Rye


What does a pirate eat for dinner?
Beef Cutlasserole

What does a pirate like to wear?
A Cutlassiere


Where does a pirate go on holiday?
Parrote D'Ivoire

What's a pirate's favourite song?
Parrotel California

Where does a pirate go on holiday?
Parrotswana


What's a pirate's favourite film?
Grogville


What's a pirate's favourite song?
Mainbrace Oddity

What's a pirate's favourite film?
2001: A Mainbrace Odyssey