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Where does Bisqwit go on holiday?
Megamance

Where does Bisqwit keep its money?
In a piggy Megamank.

Where does Bisqwit go on holiday?
Megamanama

What's Bisqwit's favourite dessert?
Megamancakes

What's Bisqwit's favourite book?
Megamane Eyre

What's Bisqwit's favourite film?
Lost in Megamanslation

What's Bisqwit's favourite film?
The Megamanchurian Candidate

Who is Bisqwit's favourite composer?
Ludwig Megaman Beethoven

Where does Bisqwit go on holiday?
Sri Megamanka

Where does Bisqwit go on holiday?
Megaman Marino


What does Bisqwit eat for dinner?
Beef Tasserole

What's Bisqwit's favourite film?
The Tast Picture Show

What does Bisqwit eat for dinner?
Tasta with Sun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce

What's Bisqwit's favourite film?
Tashomon

What's Bisqwit's favourite fruit?
Taspberries.