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What's Bisqwit's favourite dessert?
Megamanoffee Pie

Where does Bisqwit go on holiday?
Megaman Marino

Where does Bisqwit go on holiday?
Megamanama

Who is Bisqwit's favourite poet?
Megamante Gabriel Rossetti

Where does Bisqwit keep its money?
In a piggy Megamank.

Where does Bisqwit go on holiday?
Megamance

Who was Bisqwit's favourite US president?
Ulysses S. Megamant.

Where does Bisqwit go on holiday?
Sri Megamanka

What does Bisqwit eat for breakfast?
Megaman Flakes

What's Bisqwit's favourite film?
The Megaman Who Shot Liberty Valance


What's Bisqwit's favourite film?
Tas Boot

What's Bisqwit's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Tash

What's Bisqwit's favourite fruit?
Taspberries.

Where does Bisqwit go on holiday?
Burkina Taso

What is Bisqwit's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Taspberry ripple.

What does Bisqwit eat for dinner?
Tasta with Sun-Dried Tomato-Olive Sauce