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Where does Bisqwit go on holiday?
Megamance

What's Bisqwit's favourite film?
Megamanhattan

What's Bisqwit's favourite film?
Lost in Megamanslation

Where does Bisqwit keep its money?
In a piggy Megamank.

What's Bisqwit's favourite film?
Megamangers on a Train

What's Bisqwit's favourite film?
The Megaman Who Shot Liberty Valance

Where does Bisqwit go on holiday?
Megaman Marino

Who is Bisqwit's favourite poet?
Megamante Gabriel Rossetti

What's Bisqwit's favourite film?
Rain Megaman

What's Bisqwit's favourite dessert?
Megamancakes

What's Bisqwit's favourite film?
Bride of Megamankenstein

What's Bisqwit's favourite album?
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Megamand

Where does Bisqwit go on holiday?
Megamanada

What's Bisqwit's favourite film?
The Thin Megaman


What's Bisqwit's favourite song?
Heart of Tass

What is Bisqwit's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Taspberry ripple.

What's Bisqwit's favourite film?
Mr. Smith Goes to Tashington

Where does Bisqwit go on holiday?
Burkina Taso

What's Bisqwit's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Tash

What does Bisqwit like to wear?
A Tassiere

What's Bisqwit's favourite fruit?
Taspberries.