What's Cockney's favourite song?
The Love Twats
What's Cockney's favourite book?
Twatership Down
Where does Cockney go on holiday?
Twatvia
What sport does Cockney enjoy?
Twater polo
Who is Cockney's favourite poet?
Brian Twatten
What's Cockney's favourite book?
The Grapes Of Twath
What's Cockney's favourite book?
The Great Twatsby
What's Cockney's favourite film?
Twatoon
What's Cockney's favourite dessert?
Black Forest Twateau
What is Cockney's favourite day of the week?
Twaturday.
Who is Cockney's favourite poet?
Sylvia Twath
What's Cockney's favourite album?
Twat's The Story Morning Glory?
What does Cockney eat for breakfast?
Puffed Wheat
What does Cockney eat for breakfast?
Cocoa Puffs
What's Cockney's favourite film?
Whitetrashomon
What's Cockney's favourite song?
Jumping Jack Whitetrash
What's Cockney's favourite film?
Driving Blade
What's Cockney's favourite film?
The Driving
What sport does Cockney enjoy?
Driving-pong
What's Cockney's favourite book?
The Driving James Bible
Where does Cockney go on holiday?
Drivingapore
What's Cockney's favourite song?
Sultans of Driving