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The Dungeon of Valerie2776

You have ventured here to seek your fortune, to discover magical artefacts and do battle with resident monsters, and to loot the gold and treasure of Valerie2776. When you're ready to escape back to civilisation and count your spoils, and if you're still alive, click 'Escape the Dungeon' in the sidebar.

You approach the cave entrance, light the oily rag of your torch, and descend into the darkness...


You are in an echoing arena. You notice a small shrine to neil patrick harris.

Resting on a plinth is the Wand of Card Games.