The Dungeon of Valerie2776
You have ventured here to seek your fortune, to discover magical artefacts and
do battle with resident monsters, and to loot the gold and treasure
of Valerie2776. When you're ready to escape back to
civilisation and count your spoils, and if you're still alive, click 'Escape
the Dungeon' in the sidebar.
You approach the cave entrance, light the oily rag of your torch, and descend into the darkness...
You find yourself in a candlelit armoury. You notice a chiselled epitaph to stephen colbert's dancing skillz.
Suchducked the zombie guards the north exit (35HP).
You approach the cave entrance, light the oily rag of your torch, and descend into the darkness...
You find yourself in a candlelit armoury. You notice a chiselled epitaph to stephen colbert's dancing skillz.
Suchducked the zombie guards the north exit (35HP).