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The Dungeon of Sailorzelda

You have ventured here to seek your fortune, to discover magical artefacts and do battle with resident monsters, and to loot the gold and treasure of Sailorzelda. When you're ready to escape back to civilisation and count your spoils, and if you're still alive, click 'Escape the Dungeon' in the sidebar.

You approach the cave entrance, light the oily rag of your torch, and descend into the darkness...


You are walking through a freezing cold tomb. You hear the sound of feminism in the distance.

In the middle of the floor is a potion marked 'PIE'. Set in the centre of the floor is a wooden trapdoor.