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The Dungeon of Lukadia

You have ventured here to seek your fortune, to discover magical artefacts and do battle with resident monsters, and to loot the gold and treasure of Lukadia. When you're ready to escape back to civilisation and count your spoils, and if you're still alive, click 'Escape the Dungeon' in the sidebar.

You approach the cave entrance, light the oily rag of your torch, and descend into the darkness...


You find yourself in a mosaic-tiled mausoleum. A plaque on the wall mentions wank.

Propped up against the wall is a figurine of Smallfeather.