Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry
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Bad luck! You are suffering from
Collapsed's Disorder.

Cause: genetically-modified broccoli

Symptoms: rotten teeth, excess mucus, eyelid swelling, turning to stone

Cure: fresh air
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Diagnoses automated by Kevan, 4th April 2004.