Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry
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I thought as much. You are suffering from
Ashikitis.

Cause: early mornings

Symptoms: coughing up blood, excessive French accent, purple vomit

Cure: Kryptonite
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Diagnoses automated by Kevan, 4th April 2004.