Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry
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Unrokinideositis.

Cause: lack of wax fruit

Symptoms: hypochondria, embarrassing noises, vague hyperactivity

Cure: eat more celery
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Diagnoses automated by Kevan, 4th April 2004.