Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry
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I'm afraid it's bad news. You are suffering from
Ophidion's Lurgy.

Cause: mosquito bite

Symptoms: confusion, insomnia, toe pain, grunting

Cure: expensive biofeedback devices

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Diagnoses automated by Kevan, 4th April 2004.