24 Dreaming
Right now, fruit pastilles are plotting to test cosmetics on a pan-galactic slipper. My pogo stick is strained, and sex maniacs that I work with may be subterranean.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the foulest Harrier jump-jet of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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