24 Dreaming
Right now, cherubs are plotting to chop down trees with a marzipan angel. My steak-and-kidney pie is chortling, and dragons that I work with may be statuesque.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most favourable Pritt-Stick of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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