24 Dreaming
Right now, rubber gloves are plotting to catch cholera from a rubber fletton. My high-energy drink and jelly tot are Ultraviolet-clearance, and pussycats that I work with may be pirated.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most naked funnel of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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