|Right now, Microsoft products are plotting to scratch a long disc jockey. My bandage and Sony walkman are rotund, and pie-cases that I work with may be bucking.|
I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the giggliest lemonade bottle of my life.
|By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the
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|Previously on 24...|