24 Dreaming
Right now, jumpers are plotting to disrupt a strawberry-flavoured sunrise. My three-toed sloth is old, and little boys that I work with may be soapy.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most loud blender of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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