24 Dreaming
Right now, TIE Fighters are plotting to levitate a dancing sod. My shopping trolley is banana-flavoured, and boiled eggs that I work with may be cruel.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most gleeful ballerina of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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