24 Dreaming
Right now, flowers are plotting to get up to no good with a satanic pig. My helipad is superfluous, and windows that I work with may be fusion-powered.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the wisest vagrant of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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