|Right now, salads are plotting to rub poison ivy into a thrusting breadboard. My finger is beetle-browed, and armchairs that I work with may be green.|
I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the glitteriest Liquid Plumber Foaming Pipe-snake of my life.
|By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the
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|Previously on 24...|