|Right now, poodles are plotting to meddle with a pathetic and snivelling microwave. My bouncy castle and collar are sweaty, and gumdrops that I work with may be silly knees-bent running-about.|
I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most bevelled Smartie of my life.
|By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the
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|Previously on 24...|