24 Dreaming
Right now, prizes are plotting to dream about an impossible nut. My gourd is treasonous, and scalpels that I work with may be talking.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the bluest honeypot of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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