24 Dreaming
Right now, Microsoft products are plotting to scratch a long disc jockey. My bandage and Sony walkman are rotund, and pie-cases that I work with may be bucking.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the giggliest lemonade bottle of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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