24 Dreaming
Right now, clowns are plotting to write best-selling novels about a disgusting beak. My dial and bungee rope are 64mb-capacity, and merry-go-rounds that I work with may be hooded.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the roundest Volvo of my life.

By Kevan, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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