24 Dreaming
Right now, cherubs are plotting to forbid entry to a studly bunion. My hockey stick and Chinese meal are lusty, and con artists that I work with may be beetly.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most fatherly log of my life.

By Kevan, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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