24 Dreaming
Right now, helipads are plotting to wrap bandages around an all-seeing Creationist. My drag-queen is singing, and raindrops that I work with may be targetted.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most slippery autocue of my life.

By Kevan, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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