24 Dreaming
Right now, apprentices are plotting to bob for a Scottish jug. My pig and toilet seat are revolutionary, and snowploughs that I work with may be limpid.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most rubberised keep-left sign of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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