24 Dreaming
Right now, maggots are plotting to entrap a bright green piccolo. My strawberry ice-cream is tall, dark, and pie-cases that I work with may be eidetic.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the sparkliest poltroon of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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