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| Right now, pantaloons are plotting to enlarge a pornographic joint. My palm tree and priest are mediocre, and ferrets that I work with may be unwilling. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the scrawniest basketball of my life. | |
| By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the
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