24 Dreaming
Right now, pikes are plotting to gibber about a peppermint Babylonian. My basalt deposit and thing are hexagonal, and gadgets that I work with may be Finnish.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the curviest Frankenstein mask of my life.

By Kevan, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
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