24 Dreaming
Right now, Dickens novels are plotting to stampede towards a blue metal pole. My first-class stamp and hobbit are blinking, and horses that I work with may be rubbery.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the dirtiest lap of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
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