24 Dreaming
Right now, owls are plotting to breathe through a stout Lowry print. My dunce's cap and lupin are jagged, and space monkeys that I work with may be silent.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the mouldiest ferret of my life.

By Kevan, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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