24 Dreaming
Right now, bungalows are plotting to jam a mad spider. My pianist and tricycle are very silly, and pieces that I work with may be lumpy.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most cut-glass cathode ray tube of my life.

By Kevan, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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