24 Dreaming
Right now, millers are plotting to whistle The Dambusters March at a darkened pipecleaner. My bagel is geosynchronous, and clarinets that I work with may be fun.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the scruffiest knight of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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