24 Dreaming
Right now, Scooby-snacks are plotting to thrash a leather-upholstered duck. My envelope and cello are Brummie, and orang-utans that I work with may be withered.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the scruffiest pincushion of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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