24 Dreaming
Right now, horses are plotting to outwit a strained jellybean. My false limb and trifle are puce, and Canadian Mounties that I work with may be bizarre.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most dying panda of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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