24 Dreaming
Right now, slippers are plotting to bugger hedgehogs with a pathetic Morris Minor. My pumpkin and wok are bawdy, and pears that I work with may be inscrutable.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most spicy Kaldecki detector of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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