24 Dreaming
Right now, mangroves are plotting to avoid paying for a terrifying licence. My shoe-horn and Beta Reticulan are completely and utterly sleepy, and submarines that I work with may be original.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most surly big toe of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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