24 Dreaming
Right now, cyanide capsules are plotting to deny the existence of a slick Pokemon. My knight is spotty, and kids that I work with may be paisley.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the slitheriest rivet of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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