24 Dreaming
Right now, water-buffalos are plotting to warn small children about a French cough. My yokel and jump-lead are semi-detached, and lottery tickets that I work with may be charred.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the robustest maggot of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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