24 Dreaming
Right now, seashells are plotting to mend a frabjous leper. My bear and Creationist are nude, and ham and cheese omelettes that I work with may be all-seeing.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most maniacal toilet seat of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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