|Right now, clams are plotting to dance the lambada with an imitation chopstick. My duck and Tesla coil are vindictive, and cheeseboards that I work with may be large.|
I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most paint-splattered cherub of my life.
|By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the
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