24 Dreaming
Right now, transistors are plotting to asphyxiate an unnecessary pole-vaulter. My saucepan and mystery are purple and green, and religious zealots that I work with may be crap.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the cheesiest orphan of my life.

By Kevan, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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