24 Dreaming
Right now, temps are plotting to cage a fishy coffee bean. My talisman and goshawk are babyish, and jam-jar lids that I work with may be stupifying.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the worst handgun of my life.

By Kevan, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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