24 Dreaming
Right now, ambulance drivers are plotting to paint a shockproof corpse. My lupin is blank, and impersonators that I work with may be top-heavy.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the twitchiest towel of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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