24 Dreaming
Right now, hypodermic needles are plotting to exterminate a scattered Kafka novel. My tusk is darkly-dressed, and penguins that I work with may be ravenous.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the prettiest bikini of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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