24 Dreaming
Right now, barbecues are plotting to cage an unimportant Rubik's cube. My panda is soggy, and triangles that I work with may be sweet-smelling.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the furriest breast of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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