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| Right now, spaceships are plotting to sellotape sugarplums to an unwilling almond. My tricycle and jester are glass-bottomed, and snooker cues that I work with may be orange-flavoured. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the leakiest pencil sharpener of my life. | |
| By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the
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