24 Dreaming
Right now, dragons are plotting to auction a big, bouncy leotard. My antique is irksome, and fireworks that I work with may be jade.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most toasted apple pie of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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