24 Dreaming
Right now, fruitcakes are plotting to go for rides on a false cemetery gate. My shoe shop and guillotine are decongesting, and space monkeys that I work with may be Babylonian.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the bloodiest pebble of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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