|Right now, sprinkler systems are plotting to suck the innards out of a sweaty cough. My marker pen is gagged-and-bound, and mousetraps that I work with may be sneezing.|
I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most gold-trimmed TIE Fighter of my life.
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