|Right now, transistors are plotting to asphyxiate an unnecessary pole-vaulter. My saucepan and mystery are purple and green, and religious zealots that I work with may be crap.|
I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the cheesiest orphan of my life.
|By Kevan, also to blame for the
For greater coherence, try 24ever
|Previously on 24...|