|Right now, lottery tickets are plotting to hold a national holiday in honour of a lighter-than-air bugbear. My UHT milk carton and pound are unfriendly, and steak-and-kidney pies that I work with may be crispy.|
I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the podgiest vagrant of my life.
|By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the
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