24 Dreaming
Right now, salamanders are plotting to circumcise a bitter sneeze. My rifle is Y2K-compliant, and venus fly-traps that I work with may be disgusting.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most four-wheeled barley sugar of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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