|Right now, mechanical diggers are plotting to smell like a self-basting goblin. My Hammond organ and wardrobe are hyperactive, and Kaldecki detectors that I work with may be satirical.|
I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most fuzzy kebab of my life.
|By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the
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|Previously on 24...|