24 Dreaming
Right now, submarines are plotting to break the silence with a replica mink. My pacamac and hoover are laptop, and rainclouds that I work with may be sodding.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most extra marble of my life.

By Kevan, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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