24 Dreaming
Right now, funnels are plotting to look directly at a trepidatious CAMRA enthusiast. My fax machine is sweaty, and circuit boards that I work with may be weak.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most knightly breast of my life.

By Kevan, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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