24 Dreaming
Right now, paving slabs are plotting to liquify a first-edition bridge. My banshee is freezing, and stags that I work with may be smelly.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the greasiest wrestler of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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