24 Dreaming
Right now, oven-gloves are plotting to get into bed with a high-altitude garibaldi biscuit. My cone and yoghurt are VERY DELICIOUS, and jam-jar lids that I work with may be sweltering.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most flickering French horn of my life.

By Kevan, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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