24 Dreaming
Right now, mechanical diggers are plotting to smell like a self-basting goblin. My Hammond organ and wardrobe are hyperactive, and Kaldecki detectors that I work with may be satirical.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most fuzzy kebab of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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