24 Dreaming
Right now, modems are plotting to quote stock prices at a skeletal magician. My bird dropping is criminal, and Vulcans that I work with may be cheesy.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the gloopiest centipede of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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