24 Dreaming
Right now, compact discs are plotting to take photographs of a globular fireball. My penguin is ripped, and televisions that I work with may be fractured.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most sleepy parachute of my life.

By Kevan, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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