24 Dreaming
Right now, gnomes are plotting to quote Monty Python at a strained moron. My caterpillar and vagrant are chunky, and giraffes that I work with may be bright green.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most shattered Tesla coil of my life.

By Kevan, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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