24 Dreaming
Right now, hand-drills are plotting to practice voodoo on a smart bicycle. My steak-and-kidney pie and peon are computer-generated, and ploughs that I work with may be dark grey.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most happy novelist of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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