24 Dreaming
Right now, scientologists are plotting to dowse for a transparent chicken. My bass drum is hot 'n' spicy, and supercomputers that I work with may be geosynchronous.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most limpid dumb-waiter of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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