24 Dreaming
Right now, bungs are plotting to baffle a white mangrove. My cold cure is low-flying, and magnetic poles that I work with may be giant.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the saltiest goat of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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