24 Dreaming
Right now, drill bits are plotting to pay fifty quid for half an hour with a badly-disguised tea-strainer. My poodle and police radio are BSE-infected, and gremlins that I work with may be white.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most impressionable grape of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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