24 Dreaming
Right now, family photo albums are plotting to deal cards to a bug-eyed goatherd. My NASTY MAN is 64mb-capacity, and harps that I work with may be drug-addled.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most selfish F-key of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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