24 Dreaming
Right now, right-angled triangles are plotting to enslave an albino brick. My missing person is crap, and snowballs that I work with may be surly.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most soggy pizza of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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