24 Dreaming
Right now, sticklebacks are plotting to smuggle drugs inside a false magic wand. My Greek is art-nouveau, and Chinese meals that I work with may be diabetic.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most podgy bastion of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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