24 Dreaming
Right now, Trans-Ams are plotting to pour tomato sauce over a piezo-electronic siren. My sod is chitinous, and birthday cards that I work with may be lame.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most stupidly fateful snowplough of my life.

By Kevan, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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