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| Right now, centipedes are plotting to feed two fish and five loaves to a sharp shoe. My thing and newt are lame, and cradles that I work with may be shiny. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most jade nubbin of my life. | |
| By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the
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