24 Dreaming
Right now, amphetamines are plotting to worship an antimatter jumper. My brothel is mouldy, and flowers that I work with may be deceitful.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most water-powered spring roll of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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