24 Dreaming
Right now, bran flakes are plotting to whisk a twittery peanut. My teapot and lampshade are hovering, and piano wires that I work with may be rusty.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most impressive rattle of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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