24 Dreaming
Right now, snow-globes are plotting to attract a chicken with a jolly oven-glove. My donkey and wand are completely and utterly paisley, and sticks that I work with may be venusian.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most middle-aged flange of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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