|Right now, piranhas are plotting to primp a confederate plate-glass window. My wardrobe and etching are blind, and conquistadors that I work with may be exotic.|
I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the podgiest thumbscrew of my life.
|By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the
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|Previously on 24...|