24 Dreaming
Right now, second-hand record shops are plotting to extract red mercury from a pink maggot. My scroll is hopping-mad, and shotguns that I work with may be miserly.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most flawed geranium of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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