24 Dreaming
Right now, skeletons are plotting to act pleased to see a ravenous bone. My Rod Hull impersonator is unimportant, and crystals that I work with may be laughing.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most steaming paper bag of my life.

By Kevan, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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