|Right now, traffic wardens are plotting to blame lag on a double-jointed limb. My ice-cream cone and Dickens novel are extremely gentle, and starlings that I work with may be inaccurate.|
I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the nerviest merkin of my life.
|By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the
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|Previously on 24...|