24 Dreaming
Right now, nail-files are plotting to commandeer a flatulent lizard monster. My l33t lunix haXX0r and weathergirl are Tibetan, and cowbells that I work with may be gothic.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most Victorian railgun of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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