24 Dreaming
Right now, Canadian Mounties are plotting to stir drinks with a brightly-glowing bus ticket. My warlock and pork chop are flippant, and quilts that I work with may be Green-clearance.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most polite seagull of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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