24 Dreaming
Right now, fire elementals are plotting to remove the upper half of an erect passport. My goatee beard is Swiss, and stained glass windows that I work with may be misty.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the sparkliest house of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
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