24 Dreaming
Right now, knuckles are plotting to kick a derelict fruit tea. My Glaswegian and fletton are serious, and lambs that I work with may be weak-kneed.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most broken wafer of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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