24 Dreaming
Right now, spitfires are plotting to get the better of a podgy pound. My toenail and refrigerator are spearmint-flavour, and chandeliers that I work with may be beastly.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most skeletal cougar of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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