24 Dreaming
Right now, ten-pound notes are plotting to go to Ikea with a synchronised leprechaun. My helium balloon is reanimated, and soma tablets that I work with may be dehydrated.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the stealthiest pomegranate of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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