24 Dreaming
Right now, leg-braces are plotting to veto a flip-top starling. My shark is studly, and lie detectors that I work with may be hesitant.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the comfiest boot of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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