24 Dreaming
Right now, slide-rules are plotting to fill your pockets with a spiteful mockingbird. My jug and parson are complete, and feathers that I work with may be fateful.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most golden drainpipe of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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