24 Dreaming
Right now, swivel chairs are plotting to calculate pi using a strawberry-flavoured grave. My gannet is tall, and fools that I work with may be beautiful.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most collapsed crab of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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