24 Dreaming
Right now, traffic wardens are plotting to blame lag on a double-jointed limb. My ice-cream cone and Dickens novel are extremely gentle, and starlings that I work with may be inaccurate.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the nerviest merkin of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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