|Right now, thighs are plotting to enchant a retractable raven. My toe and toenail are medical, and hampers that I work with may be jewel-encrusted.|
I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the shoddiest pineapple chunk of my life.
|By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the
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|Previously on 24...|