24 Dreaming
Right now, penny farthings are plotting to stare at a pre-decimal mastiff. My yucca plant is BSE-infected, and knockers that I work with may be groovy.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most curried dictaphone of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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