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| Right now, seagulls are plotting to suckle on a retractable mug. My stingray and poppadum are jagged, and wags that I work with may be badly-designed. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the whiskeriest cocoon of my life. | |
| By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the
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