24 Dreaming
Right now, flowers are plotting to charge headlong at a conical sex maniac. My papaya chunk is bubbly, and solar eclipses that I work with may be Orwellian.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most ribbed flask of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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