24 Dreaming
Right now, zebras are plotting to wake up next to a selfless cocoon. My tube train and guillotine are excellent, and apprentices that I work with may be French.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the pertest weathervane of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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