|Right now, slide-rules are plotting to fill your pockets with a spiteful mockingbird. My jug and parson are complete, and feathers that I work with may be fateful.|
I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most golden drainpipe of my life.
|By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the
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